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Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but I'm joining a monastery.
I think I realised it when I tied my shoes with mr and mrs Bush, and I saw you chasing out my best friend.
I'm sure you're man enough to understand that the garbage-man turns me on.
Im sending back your ring, but I'm keeping my virginity as a memory.
You should know that I get sick when I think about our friendship.
With pain, Lilith
omg xD
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Kiss my ass world, I'm a Hogwarts graduate.
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| Beitrag vom 11.02.2010 - 14:18 |
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Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but I'm in love with your sister.
I think I realised it last year in your van, and I saw you carve your name in my father.
I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand that your Honda sucks.
Im sending back your ring, but I'm keeping Your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should know that I throw rocks at woody allen-imitations
Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.
Tito
Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert, zuletzt von Tito Arona am 11.02.2010 - 16:02.
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Prof. Dorothea R. Harms |
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Dear John
I don't know how to say this, but I hate you.
I think I realised it when I tied my shoe with Mr and Mrs Bush, and I saw you ignoring the crazy monk.
I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand that I have changed sex.
Im sending back your ring, but I'm keeping the oil-stock shares as a memory.
You should know that I informed the psychiatrist about hating Shrek.
With pain, Dorothea
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Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but you're a loser.
I think I realised it when I threw up with Mr an Mrs Bush, and I saw you sit on my best friend.
I'm sure you're man enough to understand how bad I've been feeling.
Im sending back your ring, but I'm keeping your suicide notice as a memory.
You should know that I have never loved in public about our friendship.
Go f*ck yourself.
Marie
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I didn't choose the fandon life. The fandom life knocked down the front door and said I was a witch.
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| Beitrag vom 11.02.2010 - 19:46 |
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Kitty Devlin |
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Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but I hate you.
I think I realised it When your dog went crazy while you were eating enchiladas, and I saw you carve your name in my best friend.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how bad I've been feeling .
Im sending back your ring, but I'm keeping the oil-stock shares as a memory.
You should know that I Always will try to forget hating Shrek.
go to hel
Dana
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| Beitrag vom 12.02.2010 - 11:38 |
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xDDD Das ist nur genial.
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| Beitrag vom 12.02.2010 - 14:20 |
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das find ich auch 
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I didn't choose the fandon life. The fandom life knocked down the front door and said I was a witch.
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| Beitrag vom 12.02.2010 - 14:24 |
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Gast |
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Dear Martin
I don't know how to say this, but our affair is at an end.
I think I realised it when I was taking a walk in your van, and I saw you ignoring my best friend.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how boring you are.
Im sending back your ring, but I'm keeping the oil-stock shares as a memory.
You should know that I am making a movie about our friendship.
Say goodbye to your creepy family from me
Denise!
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| Beitrag vom 12.02.2010 - 18:03 |
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Deins macht sogar halbwegs Sinn xD
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| Beitrag vom 12.02.2010 - 20:14 |
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Gast |
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Ich bin, soweit ich das gesehen hab, auch die einzige, die nicht solo ist
Da muss das ja Sinn machen... *lol*
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| Beitrag vom 13.02.2010 - 17:55 |
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Dear Johnboy,
I don't know how to say this, but.. I hate you.
I think I realised it when your dwarf bit me with Chuck Norris, and I saw you tear the clothes of my father.
I'm sure you're turned on enough to understand that I have changed sex.
Im sending back your military service-memory-box, but I'm keeping The blood-test results as a memory.
You should know that I get sick when I think about eskimos.
Say goodbye to your creepy family from me / Jana
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| Beitrag vom 16.02.2010 - 19:56 |
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Dear Lisa,
I don't know how to say this, but our romance is over.
I think I realised it when I was taking a walk with Chuck Norris, and I saw you ignoring my alovera plant.
I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand the Middle East.
Im sending back your Darth Vader Poster, but I'm keeping your suicide-note as a memory.
You should know that I get sick when I think about eskimos.
Go to hell
Michael
Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert, zuletzt von Michael Turpin am 05.03.2010 - 16:34.
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| Beitrag vom 05.03.2010 - 16:33 |
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I don't know how to say this, but the mafia is after you.
I think I realised it that night in your van, and I saw you ignoring the cookiemonster.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that i have changed.
Im sending back your military service-memory-box, but I'm keeping your left ear as a memory.
You should know that I will inform The Swedish Tax Agency(uh yeah..XD) hating Shrek.
say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me, Lotte
(also ich kann ja nicht so gut english und hab mir im netz übersetzt und man ist das ein scheiss.....das ergibt keinen sinn...kann man sowas nicht auch mal in deutsch machen???
Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert, zuletzt von Summer Vattkes am 23.03.2010 - 07:18.
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Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but.. I hate you.
I think I realised it last year while you were eating enchiladas, and I saw you ignoring my best friend.
I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that your Honda sucks.
Im sending back the old toe-nails, but I'm keeping the blood-test results as a memory.
You should know that I have always felt dirty because of our friendship.
Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.
Jiji.
Ich hab' unter'm Test machen grad so gelacht. : D
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| Beitrag vom 05.04.2010 - 15:49 |
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Ji deins passt wenigstens zusammen xD
hrhr unser John hatte aber viele Frauen =O ;P
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