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Ja, allerdings. Oo
Also..
Der hat uns bestimmt alle beschissen. .__.'
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Dear John
I don't know how to say this, but I'm joining a monastery.
I think I realised it last year with Chuck Norris, and I saw you sit on my best friend.
I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand that I'm allergic to your hamster.
Im sending back your ring, but I'm keeping your mom as a memory.
You should know that I am makin a movie about cocaine addiction.
Your enternal enemy Rhiannon Salvin
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| Beitrag vom 07.04.2010 - 10:12 |
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Oha schon 10 Jahre her✨
Dear Jay Jay,
I don't know how to say this, but you're a perv.
I think I realised it when I was taking a walk with Mr. and Mrs. Bush and I saw you ignoring my best friend.
I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand that your Honda suckz.
Im sending back your military service-memory-box but I'm keeping your crime records as a memory.
You should know that I have never laughed in public about hating Shrek.
Say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me, go now and good luck. And please say goodbye to your creepy family from me, as well.
Love, Vane
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Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but our horoscopes don't match.
I think I realised it when your dog went crazy in your van, and I saw you punching my cat.
I'm sure you're scared enough to understand that your Honda sucks.
I'm sending back your Darth Vader-poster, but I'm keeping your suicide note as a memory.
You should know that I always will try to forget your passionated interest for mice.
Go to hell!
Yuu~
Ich mag's, haha 
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Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert, zuletzt von Yunami Kotake am 07.05.2020 - 19:51.
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| Beitrag vom 07.05.2020 - 19:51 |
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Dear John
I don’t know how to say this but I’m joining monastery. I think I realised it last year at the mental hospital, and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand how boring you are. Im sending back your pet rock, but I'm keeping the blood-test results as a memory. You should know that I informed the psychiatrist about your embarrassing rashes.
Your enternal enemy – In Orion
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| Beitrag vom 10.05.2020 - 13:47 |
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Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but I'm in love with your sister.
I think I realised it when I was taking a walk with mr and mrs Bush , and I saw you ignoring my father and my pie.
I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand that I have changed sex.
Im sending back the pictures of Portugal, but I'm keeping your left ear as a memory.
You should know that I never liked hating Shrek.
Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.
Kathy Hernandez
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| Beitrag vom 10.05.2020 - 16:05 |
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Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but our romance is over.
I think I realized it when I was high on sesame seed in London, and I saw you punching my father.
I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand how bad I’ve been feeling.
I’m sending back the pillows, but I'm keeping your mom as a memory.
You should know that I am making a movie about woody allen-imitations.
With relief, Ros
Kinda crazy xDD
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- Books and cleverness. There are more important things: friendship and crazyness -
Schokofroschkarten
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I don't know how to say this, but I hate you.
I think I realised it when your dog went crazy with mr and mrs Bush , and I saw you carve your name in my best friend.
I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand that your Honda sucks
Im sending back your ring, but I'm keeping Your suicide-note as a memory.
You should know that Iam makin a movie about our Friendship.
Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.
Yonna
what the hell o.O
Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert, zuletzt von Yonna Madigan am 09.08.2020 - 16:41.
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Moderatorin
150 Beiträge - Zauberlehrling
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Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but you're a perv.
I think I realised it last jear with mr and mrs Bush, and I saw you tear the clothes of with my father.
I'm sure you're frost bited enough to understand how bad I've been feeling.
Im sending back your ring , but I'm keeping your suicide-note as a memory.
You should know that I have never laughed in public about our friendship.
Say goodbye to your creepy family from me, Evi
Omg
Dieser Beitrag wurde 2 mal editiert, zuletzt von Evi Kaessner am 30.03.2021 - 22:11.
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| Beitrag vom 17.08.2020 - 09:52 |
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Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but our horoscopes doesn't match.
I think I realised it that night at the mental hospital, and I saw you insulting my alovera plant.
I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand how bad I've been feeling
Im sending back your love letters, but I'm keeping your mom as a memory.
You should know that I informed the psychiatrist about a new life as a clone.
With pain Rona
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| Beitrag vom 05.01.2021 - 12:59 |
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195 Beiträge - Zauberlehrling
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Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but I'm in love with your sister.
I think I realised it when I was shaving your legs in London, and I saw you carve your name in my best friend.
I'm sure you're man enough to understand that your Honda sucks.
Im sending back your artificial teeth, but I'm keeping the blood-test results as a memory.
You should know that I will inform the Swedish Tax Agency about hating Shrek.
Go to hell, Julia
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| Beitrag vom 05.01.2021 - 14:43 |
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Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but You´re a perv.
I think I realised it that night in London, and I saw you punshing my best friend.
I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand the middle East.
Im sending back your ring, but I'm keeping your highschool grades as a memory.
You should know that i will inform the shwedish Tax agency about our friendship.
Go to hell, Yuri
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| Beitrag vom 09.01.2021 - 17:32 |
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| 19 Beiträge - Knallrümpfiger Kröter
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Dear John,
I don't know how to say tgis, but I'm joining a monastery and you're a perv.
I think I realised it when I was high on sesame seed with mr and mrs Bush, and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand "Deal or no deal" sucks.
I'm sending back your ring and your military service-memory-box, but I'm keeping your suicide-note as a memory. You should know that I informed the psychiatrist about hating Shrek.
Go f*ck yourself, Ry
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| Beitrag vom 14.07.2021 - 11:41 |
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